Winter is Toxic Hoodie

Where ancient Egypt meets Canadian winter energy.

This hoodie brings together two completely different worlds—Egypt’s pharaonic history and Canada’s rugged mountain landscapes—merged into one bold illustration. On the back, a hand-drawn Pharaoh stands against towering pines and peaks, symbolizing identity, resilience, and the journey between cultures.

Hidden within the artwork is a playful line written in hieroglyphics:
“Winter is not the only toxic relationship I ever had.”
Because if you know, you know—nothing tests your loyalty like Canadian winter.

On the front, a clean embroidered “بلاد” keeps the look minimal, grounding the design in identity and heritage.

Warm, oversized, and full of personality, this hoodie blends humour, nostalgia, and art into one statement piece.

Features:

• Front embroidery: “بلاد” stitched in premium white thread

• Back artwork: Pharaoh + Canadian mountains + hieroglyphic phrase

• Heavyweight cotton blend — thick, soft, and winter-friendly

• Oversized fit — perfect for layering

• Deep brown colour inspired by earthy tones of both cultures

• Kangaroo pocket & lined hood for maximum comfort

A hoodie for anyone who knows the cold… and the cultural contradictions… and laughs at both.
Ancient roots. Modern sarcasm. BLAD energy.